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I think I was insulted. After a show a woman told me she was “pleasantly surprised”. Then she told me she saw my picture in the paper: “You photograph well.”
HOOTERS is now advertising a TO GO menu… implying that customers go to HOOTERS for the food. Really?
Subway is still using that nerdy guy Jared as their spokesperson. Does anybody really want to LOOK like this guy ?
My wife tells me I’m too anal retentive. What does she know? OK, now I can cross “anal retentive tweet” off my list.
Did you know that taking a nap can boost your brain power? Oh I’m sorry… did I wake you?
I heard a Walmart commercial and the advertised product was NOT AVAILABLE in Alaska or Hawaii. Good thing they told me. That would have been a wasted trip.
Charlie Sheen on Dancing with the Stars! If that’s not possible then let’s change the name of the show to Drinking with the Stars.
Very excited! I just received an email from South Africa! Apparently I’m coming into a little bit of money!
Thinking about launching the Last Laugh Comedy Tour, and perform for inmates on death row. Is that wrong?
Parents today are protective of their kids: car seats, safety belts, helmets…and then for their child’s birthday party they get an inflatable bouncie.
Why is everyone in an exercise infomercial so happy? I go to my gym and everyone looks miserable.
You people with Blue Tooth are walking around like patients in an alzheimers ward. Stop it!
Paul Anthony is a Long Island comedian and producer of comedy showcases all across Long Island. He is the official host of both the annual summer Long Island Comedy Festival and the new Paramount Comedy Series. His mission is to promote the art of stand-up comedy. His official website is www.LIComedy.com
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